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Stephanie is our hero!

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THE STEPHANIE FAN CLUB
Membership:
Open
Posting Access:
All Members , Moderated
CREED.

We are devoted lovers of the wonderful female Stephanie F. We come from all parts of the world to worship at her altars. She is our inspiration and hope.

STEPHANIE IS THE WORLD
STEPHANIE IS THE UNIVERSE
STEPHANIE IS THE ANSWER

DEVOTION.

"When I first saw Stephanie, I wanted to marry her right then and there so she could be my child-bride. But I restrained myself because I knew she was too good for me. Oh, today she is still the object of my affections and dreams." -Evgeni Plushenko*

"Yea though you walk through the city of Lakewood, you shall remember those of the Elms, worthy of the highest praises. Hear O' Livejournal, Steph is Fab and Fab alone! You shall worship Steph with all your heart, all your soul and all your mind!" -SERAFINA THE PERVERSE



All are invited to take place in this wonderful celebration of love and devotion.


Cold barbeque chicken and apple fritters will be served on Tuesday nights.

RULE.
Members must come up with a psuedonym for themselves. Besides this, you are only required to love Stephanie with your soul.

CONGREGATION.
-OUR CONGREGATION IS LED BY THE MIGHTY STEPHANIE; YOU MAY FIND INSIGHT OF HER DIVINE LIFE IF SHE SO WILLS AT spiceonice. SHE MAY BE REFERRED TO AS RIXIS IF YOU FEEL TOO INFERIOR TO ADDRESS HER BY HER PROPER NAME.
-The two current main heads of the church, our HIGH PRIESTESSES, are CATALINA, and ZEMFIRA. You may read their scholarly writings at pyxyprincess and mintroses respectively.
-The essential member of the community is SERAFINA THE PERVERSE, the FRITTER BEARER. Our homage to Stephanie would be nothing without fritters. Her intellectual reflections can be discovered at ravin_raven.
-We would be nothing without followers; our COLD BARBEQUED CHICKEN BEARER wishes to remain unknown but you may access her prayers to the Almighty One at daisey37.
-It takes a special member to be willing to sacrifice herself whenever Steph demands one. This HUMAN SACRIFICE is JORGE. Read about her passionate fidelity here: vangie.
-The Divinity herself needs to be protected both physically and mentally from the evils and ignorance of the world! This is the task of CEREBRAL ASSASSIN. She will use her cunning and wit for the sake of fritter-filled justice! Find her committed judgment at volvagia_one.
-Possibly the most important and devoted path one can follow is to be a SLAVE TO THE HIGH GODDESS STEPHANIE. This wonderfully humble member, FORSYNTHIA, has pledged her life to the most sublime cause of all. Her ramblings inferior to the Divine Word of Stephanie can be witnessed at mr_memania.


(*Evgeni Plushenko did not actually say this.)
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